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(no subject) [Mar. 25th, 2006|11:06 am]
[mood |awakehairless]

Next time you see me I'm likely to be bald. I'm going to the mts center to have my head shaved for power 97's cut for cancer to raise money for cancer research. Since Vic's mom is going through all this stuff I thought It would be a good thing to do.

Well, I better get ready to go, don't want to be late.
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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2006|12:01 pm]
[mood |mischievousmischievous]

So I had a really weird and in depth dream last night, and that rarely happens to me, so I thought I'd share it.

First of all I should set the mood, in the dream this was all assumed, but it makes more sense if I explain it. We are in a country that was nearly destroyed in a war and all technology was gone, it was just starting to be rebuilt, there were guns and cars and such, but we wasn't at the point of computers yet. This country is controlled by a militia that had come to power when they re-invented guns, and were hunting down people that they thought could be a threat to them.

I was running away from these people that were hunting us, there were 5 of us me, another man, and 3 women. We are running from rooftop to rooftop using planks as bridges as we are being shot at from the ground, eventually we make it into a house without the owners noticing and hid in an upstairs bedroom that was being used for storage. pretty soon the group that was hunting us was doing a sweep of the neighbourhood trying to find us, eventually they come into the room that we are in, and it is too late for us to run so I allow myself to be captured without a fuss, in hopes that they wont look in the closet where the 3 women were hiding. I get downstairs and put my shoes on (which I took off earlier to be polite) and as I am at the backdoor their is a ruckus upstairs and the guy guarding me leaves me in charge of the family that owned the house. when he left this boy with shoulder length blond hair and a mischievous grin comes to the door and starts talking to the couple that lived there, as he's talking he looks behind him at a van, looks at me and winks. I make a break for the van and he jumps in behind me. The van speeds off and the woman driving tells me that they are an underground resistance movement.

By this point however, the the military group in charge of this area knows what I look like, so I disguise myself as a woman. One of the women from the resistance movement and I shared a dress (she kept her head below the neck, and we pretended to be one fat woman. she did the talking and I moved my mouth along with it) This worked ok for the time that we spent outside because that was only moving from safe-house to safe-house.

Then one day we got bored and decided to go to the local fair and go on the bumper cars, just me and the woman that shared my disguise, and another woman from the movement. We get to the fair and there is a heavy military presence there, so we had to be on our best behavior. Somehow me and the woman I was sharing the dress with got separated and I had to pretend to be a lady all by myself. Then the soldiers ordered us to all sit down, they were doing an inspection to look for traitors. so I sit down next to some people I don't know, and Some Noblewoman beside me starts talking too me and asks If I would like to come to her sons birthday party, not wanting to sound rude and arouse suspicion I accept and I am all alone headed to some Noble's party scared out of my mind.

We arrive just in time for lunch which consisted of bananas and whole roasted lamb. Not familiar with such odd combinations I wait for the others to start eating so I knew what to do with it. It turned out that they only used the banana skin, and not the fruit inside, they used it as a wrapper for the lamb meat and then ate the lamb and banana skin like a burrito. I choked two of them down, because I saw nobody eating less than that. after lunch there was a science fair(yes, I know that it's weird, it was a dream, ok?) So I start looking around at the kids projects and I am fascinated by one about magnetism. It would seem that I had never seen a magnet before. This surprised all the nobles at the party, because they all thought that I was a noble too, and I should know these things. I had to quickly explain to them that my father didn't want me to be too dependant on technology, just in-case it was destroyed again, so that was why I didn't know about magnets. they seemed to be ok with my logic and got back to mingling. they asked me what my name was, and I froze. I couldn't remember what it was, so Quickly I told them that it was (I forget what it was, but I know that it was the word for thieving butterfly in some unknown language) Just then a man comes up to me and starts talking, I just barely can tell that it is the woman that I has been sharing the dress with come here to rescue me disguised as a noble. She is pretending to be my husband and just wanted to talk to me in private for a minute, just then the militia breaks down the doors looking for me, shooting wildly and killing nobles and their children. somehow the two of us manage to escape by throwing bananas at them and jumping out the fire-exit.

Then I woke up.

And I don't have time to re-read this for grammar and such, so The writing may suck.
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(no subject) [Feb. 6th, 2006|08:24 am]
[mood |impressedimpressed]

Robert Jordan is now officially my favorite author. If you havnt read the wheel of time books, get them now, I'm on the third book(11 in total so far) and as hooked as can be. The wheel of time is a fantasy series that is akin to lord of the rings, and in my opinion, even better.

Anyway, I'mm off to read now
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(no subject) [Oct. 19th, 2005|10:27 pm]
Avast! I be watchin' too much one piece.... yarrr


LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!
Your capable first matebashfulj
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of goldmethuselah_d
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious pastjf0806
Is always the first one into the frayiharthdarth
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your shipvic05
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grogdrymountain
Is currently in Davy Jones's lockerjf0806
The amount of money you make as a pirate$94,812
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(no subject) [Aug. 7th, 2005|05:06 am]
Well I spontaneously bought a 10'X 12' 6 person tent and set it up in my basement, does that make me a bit weird?


on a side note, anyone up for some camping? I just bought a freakin' tent and feel the sudden urge to camp (don't ask me why)



And on a further side note, the spellcheck results for "freakin": freaking, freak in, freak-in, foreskin, freak, freakier, wreaking, breaking, creaking, freakish, phreaking, freaky, frocking, freaks, franking, freak's, freaked, Freon, faking, firkin, foraging, freon, raking, regain, freckling, frisking, Fran, Franni, forsaking, Frankie, fearing, foregoing, freeing, recking, reckon, reeking, braking, flaking, framing, fraying


Anyone else wonder why foreskin came before freak and freakier? Is it used in LJ land so much that it just seemed more logical?
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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2005|03:32 pm]
[mood |anxiousanxious]

I had the wierdest thing happen to me yesterday, my life flashed before my eyes. Not because I thought I was going to die, it just... happened. I was going to bed and I saw an old lunch box from elementary school. It triggered an old long forgotten memory that set off an avalanche of memories. For a good two hours old memories, good and bad, just flooded my head in photographic detail, I dont know why or how it happened, but I couldnt stop it. It totally freaked me out.
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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2005|04:09 am]
01. Comment with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. I'll write something you've taught me.
09. Put this in your journal.
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2005|04:35 am]

Your Dominant Thinking Style:

Exploring

You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.

An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world.

Your Secondary Thinking Style:

Experimenting

You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them.
You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas.

The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations.
You are good at getting a group to reach consensus.

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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2005|04:26 pm]
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

Well its been forever since an update, but right now i just want to rant about the idiocy of the masses.

As some of you know i now work for comcast technical support(comcast is biggest cable internet company in the US) and you wouldn't believe some of the stupid calls i get, and I just have to rant.

The worst is the people that call us if anything goes wrong on the computer. you have no idea how many people call wanting me to fix their printer, or saying its our fault their computer keeps crashing. but the most interesting call I've gotten in this respect went like this:

Woman: I cant get on the internet.
Me: What screen do you see?
Woman: A black screen that says "operating system not found"
Me: Where did you buy your computer Ma'am?
Woman: Walmart.
Me: go back to walmart and talk to them about it.

Then you get the complete idiots. One man i had on the phone, getting him to check some settings for me. he opened up some stuff then i told him to right click on his internet connection, there's a pause; he says ...ok.

"now do you see something that says properties?"
"no, i see something that says "click""
"Ok, see how on your mouse there are 2 buttons, one on the left ant one on the right?"
"yes"
"when i say right click i mean press the right mouse button"

For those of you who haven't guessed it yet, he had taken a pen, and written the word click on his modem.
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2005|01:44 am]
[mood |confusedconfused]

http://deathball.net/notpron/notpron.htm

hardest darn game ever! if you thought viridian room was hard, just try to beat this one.... I'm at lvl 6 of 81
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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2005|06:08 pm]
My last name made for some unfortunate ones in this thing...


Christopher Dale Titterton's Aliases



Your movie star name: Pizza Murray

Your fashion designer name is Christopher Hamburg

Your socialite name is Kiffy Berlin

Your fly girl / guy name is C Tit

Your detective name is Cat River East

Your barfly name is Candy Vodka

Your soap opera name is Dale Brian

Your rock star name is Chocolate Train

Your star wars name is Chrsne Titoa

Your punk rock band name is The Content Finger Trap


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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2005|01:07 am]
today was my first day at convergys.

We got free cookies and pop (no milk tho!)... anything and everything else that happened doesnt matter :)
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2005|09:25 pm]
Today was my l;ast day at pony corral, It was sad, I'll miss those people... I almost cried.
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(no subject) [Mar. 23rd, 2005|05:59 pm]
A video made by the guy from the recent school shooting: here

and his livejournal

there had to be someone that saw this coming....
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(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2005|12:34 am]
Well, now that I quit my other job I guess I can post it here.

I got a new job! I'm doing techsupport for convergys. I feel like I'm working for the man and all, but the $10/hr to start makes that feeling unimportant.

dont start till 28th tho, so I dont know what It'll be like.
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(no subject) [Mar. 9th, 2005|08:03 pm]
Chances are you wont ever read this, but happy Birthday Derek.
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2005|01:33 am]
Stole this from vic, who in turn stole it from ashley, who in turn surely stole it from someone else.

[ Current Clothes ] housecoat

[ Current Mood ] annoyed

[ Current Music ] We like to party - venga boys (some guy at work got it in my head)

[ Current Taste ] bbq sauce, which is odd, becasue I havent had any for days.

[ Current Hair ] greasy from work

[ Current Annoyance ] new guy at woek

[ Current Favorite Artist ] uh...

[ Current Desktop Picture ] blue

[ Current CD in CD Player] I take cd's out when I'm done listening.

[ Current DVD in player] see previous answer

[ Current Refreshment ] Water

[ Current Worry ] none, whimsical and fancy free right now.

LAST PERSON...

[ You Touched ] High fived my sister when i got home...

[ You Talked to ] sister again

[ You Hugged ] Erin from work.

[ You Instant messaged ] its been so long... i really cant say

[ You Yelled At ] I dont yell very often... a guy that a used to work with.. he wasnt working and it made me look bad, because my boss thought i wasnt doing my work because i was trying to do both of ours... the one before that would be my boss, for accusing me of being lazy

FAVORITE...

[ Food ] noodles.

[ Drink ] Pineapple juice, tho only certaqin brands.

[ Color ] Blue, certainly not orange, it tastes funny.

[ Album ] I dunno.

[ Shoes ]black runners (its that or my work boots, pretty much all i wear).

[ Candy ] cherry blasters!!

[ TV Show ] Gilmore Girls (yeah, i know guys wont watch it based on the title alone, but i like it, it's witty)

[ Movie ] Holy Grail

[ Dance ] Hokey pokey. Now that we have a bunch of cameras that the owner can access at work, i want to get the whole staff to do the whole thing on camera :)

[ Song(s) ] wonderwall by Oasis

[ Cartoon ] Just 1? so hard to pick. I still watch cartoons alot, they have more plot than most shows on tv these days. I like dragonball, it makes me feel happy inside, must be the fact that i watched as a kid.... tho i want to see samurai pizza cats and see if it really was cool or not, i remember likeing that one.

ARE YOU...

[ Understanding ] Most of the time.

[ Open-minded ] Yup, open on both ends tho, lots of theories just go right thru.

[ Insecure ] not really

[ Interesting ] I hope so

[ Random ] yes. always. but not in bizarro world. Or whilst eating cheese and smelling musty aromas wafting from the tea room.

[ Hungry ] Nope, just ate at work.

[ Friendly ] If i like the person... I'm a jerk to proplr that talk down to people.

[ Smart ] Yup, but i only learn what I want to.

[ Moody ] Only when I work too much, and dont get enough sleep.

[ Childish ] (i liked and agree with this answer so i kept it)lmao...yes! Who else squeals over cartoons and shiny things? (well except Victoria and ashley?)

[ Hard working ] yes, tho anyone that knew me in school probably wouldnt belive me based on that.

[ Organized ] yes, though it doesn't appear to be oranization from an outsiders point of view

[ Healthy ] I am right now... ususally get sick once or twice a year.

[ Emotionally Stable ] think so

[ Shy ] not anymore

[ Difficult ] When the mood strikes me.

[ Attractive ] you tell me

[ Bored Easily ] no, the littlest things entertain me

[ Messy ] mess with order, mess with order i tells ya dangit?

[ Thirsty ] just finished my water, so not at the moment.

[ Responsible ] yeah.

[ Obsessed ] :)

[ Angry ] Not very often, I've only been truely enraged about 10 times in my life.

[ Sad ] nope

[ Happy ] stragely, not sure where its stemming from tho

[ Hyper ] usually not, tho i tend to be more hyper late at night.

[ Trusting ] suspect everyone.

[ Talkative ] if the person I'm talking to is intersting

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...

[ Kill ] Never have wanted to kill anyone.

[ Slap ] A guy that was a foreman at a jobsite almost got a punch in the face from me, because he accused me of being lazy 3 times while I was trying my best, and he wasnt even a foreman for my company. That prick, just thinking of him makes my blood boil.
[ Look Like ] I'm happy looking like me and all that that entails.

[ Talk To Offline ] ...

[ Talk To Online ] ...

HAVE YOU EVER..

[ Pictured your crush naked? ] nope.

[ Been in love ] platonic love...

[ Cried when someone died ] Yes.

[ Lied] yes.

WHICH IS BETTER..

[ Coke or pepsi] Coke. But in the no-name imitations "pepsi" is better.

[ Flowers or candy] Flower shaped chocolate?

[ Tall or short ] Short.


WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX..

[what do u notice first?] Eyes.

[last person u slow danced with] dont really know.

WHO..

[makes u laugh the most?] Graeme.

[makes you smile] most anyone that doesnt annoy me.

[makes you blush] I dont hink that i ever blush.

[has a crush on u?] no one that I know of, I hope they'd tell me if they did.

[is easiest to talk to] Graeme, because we think the same.

DO YOU EVER..

[sit on the internet all night waiting for someone special to I.M. you?] no, I dont IM

[save aol/aim conversations] only if they tell me an adress or phone # that i have to remember.

[wish u were a member of the opposite sex] sometimes.

[cried because of what someone said?] no.
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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2005|02:31 pm]
Beck did it, I thought it neat, so i copied :)

[x] Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
[x] Fraggle Rock
[x] G.I. Joe
[x] Are You Afraid of the Dark?
[x] Secret World of Alex Mack
[x] Bug Juice
[x] Nightmare Before Christmas
[ ] Welcome Freshman
[ ] Space Cases
[ ] Roundhouse
[x] The Muppet Show
[x] Muppet Babies
[ ] Eureka's Castle
[ ] Salute Your Shorts
[ ] Legends of the Hidden Temple
[ ] You Can't Do That On Television
[ ] G.U.T.S.
[ ] What Would You Do?
[x] Double Dare
[x] Rocko's Modern Life
[ ] All That
[x] Ren and Stimpy
[ ] Clarissa Explains It All
[ ] The Torklesons
[ ] The Adventures of Pete and Pete same as S.Y.S
[ ] Stick Stickley Write to me, Stick Stickley, PO Box 963, NYC, NY State, 10108
[x] Goodburger
[x] Angry Beavers
[x] Sponge Bob
[x] Hey Arnold!
[ ] AAH! Real Monsters
[x] Tiny Toons
[x] Animaniacs
[x] Pinky and the Brain
[x] The Babysitter's Club
[ ] Underdog
[ ] Kablam!
[ ] Gullah Gullah Island
[ ] Richard Scarry
[ ] Dumbo's Circus
[ ] Ocean Girl
[ ] Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
[ ] Snick Snacks
[x] Dunkaroos
[ ] SNICK
[ ] Koala Yummies
[x] Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
[ ] Nick Magazine
[x] The Goonies
[x] Ernest Movies
[x] Radio Flyer
[ ] Disney Watchers
[x] Adventures in Wonderland
[x] Homeward Bound
[ ] The Adventures of Yellow Dog
[x] Milo and Otis
[x] Neverending Story
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
[x] The Lion King
[x] Labyrinth
[x] 101 Dalmations
[ ] The Secret Garden
[ ] Pete's Dragon
[x] Hocus Pocus
[x] Secret of Roan Inish
[x] Land Before Time
[x] Dinosaurs
[x] Fern Gully
[x] Secret of NIMH
[x] Gummi Bears
[x] Care Bears
[x] My Little Pony
[ ] Black Beauty
[ ] Rainbow Brite
[ ] Lady Lovely Locks
[x] Candyland
[x] Sorry!
[x] Trouble
[x] Don't Wake Daddy
[x] Mousetrap
[x] Jenga
[x] Don't Break the Ice
[x] Hungry Hungry Hippos
[x] Tinker Toys
[ ] Cooties
[ ] The castles that made tea sets
[x] Polly Pocket
[ ] Hypercolor T-Shirts
[x] Lite Brite
[ ] Sky Dancers
[x] Scrunchies
[x] Side Ponytails
[x] Stirrup Pants
[ ] Jellies
[ ] Saddle Shoes
[x] Barbies
[x] Beanie Babies
[x] Tamagotchies
[x] Yo-Yos
[ ] duncans
[x] Choose Your Own Adventure
[x] Pogs
[x] Goosebumps
[ ] Magic Attic Club
[ ] American Girl
[x] Island of the Blue Dolphin
[x] Saved By The Bell
[x] Full House
[ ] Step By Step
[x] TGIF on ABC
[x] Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
[x] Boy Meets World
[x] Clueless
[ ] Mork and Mindy
[x] Simpsons
[x] Flipper
[ ] Growing Pains
[ ] Family Ties
[x] Titanic
[x] Felix The Cat: The Movie
[x] Jonathan Taylor Thomas
[x] Home Improvement
[x] Tom and Huck
[ ] My Brother and Me
[ ] Kenan and Kel
[x] Hanson
[x] Inspector Gadget
[x] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[x] Power Rangers
[x] Hot Wheels
[x] Creepy Crawlers
[x] Easy Bake Oven
[ ] Flower Making Kits
[ ] Weinerville
[ ] Wild and Crazy Kids
[ ] Playdough McDonald's Sets
[x] Animorphs
[x] Rainbow Fish
[x] If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
[ ] Bailey School Kids
[x] Wayside School
[ ] Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
[x] Boxcar Kids
[ ] Ramona Quimby
[ ] Amber Brown
[ ] Allegra's Window
[ ] 3-2-1 Contact
[x] Spice Girls
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2005|03:00 am]
since its valentines day...

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...mysterious
Your hugs are...friendly
Your eyes...burn into my heart
Your touch is...irresistable
Your smell is...refreshing
Your smile is...entrancing
Your love is...eternal
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2005|02:48 am]
So I come to work today only to be told that John(the guy that normally closes the kitchen) got into an argument and left, and that I would have to close the kitchen.

I've never done it before, and all the instruction I got was from the guy that everyone complains about when he closes...

I dont think they will be too happy with me tomorrow, but we'll see.
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